Legit got put on a Performance Improvement Plan for missing work today which means now I won’t get my end-of-year bonus 😭😭 Honestly considering suing over this but my bf says that’s a bit dramatic (fair) 🥲 #selfdriving #selfdrivingcar #autonomousvehicle #disneyland #fail #corporate #funny #butnot
I actually tied with a relatively well-known celebrity but she let me have it bc she didn’t wanna be in the press photos and have to admit she’s on a GLP-1 😭😭 Never change, LA. #fourthofjuly #julyfourth #hotdog #hotdogeatingcontest #losangeles #hollywood
He gave me an automatic zero for leaving the essay tab but I’m appealing it with the administration. Praying the Dean of Academic Affairs is a girls’ girl bc literally ANY woman would do the same thing in my position 😭 #college #academicintegrity #chatgpt #cheating #ex #boyfriend #nationalgirlfriendday #nationalgirlfriendsday #girlfriendday
Spent $48k to be here only to find out their tests are bogus 🫠 But honestly it was worth it for the look on my husband’s face opening his results. He was so scared 🤣 That poor man 😭 #whitelotus #resort #vacation #travel #honeymoon #newlyweds #health #couple #Relationship #couplegoals #fail
#ad I also got a legal document from Canada yesterday that basically said “we’re not exactly sure what you did but just to be safe we’re banning you for life.” PLEASE @canada TAKE ME BACK 😭😭 @SYD@Dr. Squatch #DrSquatchPartner #drsquatch #showerwithsydney
Not my job to make it easier for you to cheat, sorry 🤷🏻♀️ #coldplay #coldplayconcert #concert #gillettestadium #jumbotron #kisscam #cheating #infidelity
Rumor has it he’s trying to get me fired now, but I’m 90% sure that would be retaliation so… 🤗 #corporate #corporatelife #corporatedrama #drama #feminism #boss #horriblebosses
What can I do in the next hour to turn this into a serve??? I don’t wanna not go to prom but I might have to 😭😭😭 #prom #promdress #promsuit #senior #seniorprom #sabotage #beef #tea #drama #bestfriend #advice #willywonka #mugler #vintage